I’ve found Spaces…and OpenSSH and other things.

Yes, yes. I must be the slowest person in history to have discovered Apple’s Spaces in Leopard but, I never saw a need for it. That was until now. Following some hefty, and occaisionally geeky, conversations with a good friends of mine, Chris, who is, by trade, a freelance web developer I’ve been shown the error of my way.

So, with an hour, or two, to spare I set about playing with Spaces (and VMWare’s Fusion, as an alternative to Boot Camp). Why? Well, it just seems nice to be able to use Microsoft Access alongside iTunes or Dreamweaver. And it works, though VMWare took quite a while to sort itself out!

The other stuff? Well that’s totally geeky and no one wants to read that, all I’ll say is that my iPhone is now beautifully customised and it wasn’t THAT scarey.

What a fool!

Having confessed this comical but true story to Jon earlier today I’m going to open myself to more ridicule. At work we have a temporary new member of, voluntary, staff to help out with some of the Childrens & after schools clubs as well as the Church’s playscheme.

Sadly, Jon couldn’t make her induction so it was left to, primarily, my boss, Steve, but I’d been asked to help make her feel at home. It, however was a normal work day so I set about about doing the day to day tasks that I have to do. And that’s when it happened, I had a mental block over a word and foolishly said:

I’m having a blonde moment, how do you spell examining?

Now unfortunately, for me, the new member of staff is naturally very blonde and doesn’t speak English as her first language. I went very red. D’Oh! This was added too by Steve suggesting that I might like to explain what I’d said. More redness, and gneral embarassment as I realised I couldn’t leaving him to explain.

I have learnt a lesson. I looked it up on Wiktionary.

blonde moment (plural blonde moments)

A momentary lapse in concentration, resulting in an embarrassing situation.

So, you could say that my blonde moment resulted in a blonde moment. Still, I won’t forget the spelling of examining for a while.

Acts 4: Arrested!

A couple of weeks ago I co-wrote some teaching notes for Arun Community Church’s Ignite and Fuel. I think now is the right time to post them.

Aim:

To learn about Christians who are persecuted for their faith and understand how God encourages and inspires us in difficult situations.

Activity: Survivor!

Give everyone a pen and paper, then ask them to write down (or draw) their three most important possessions. Once everyone has decided, explain that there has been an huge earthquake and their houses have been destroyed. They have a few minutes to grab ONE of their items to carry with them. Which one would they take and why?

When everyone has shared, tell the group about the underground churches in places like China and North Korea. In these places, God’s word is their most treasured possession with people risking their lives to smuggle Bibles and share the good news with others.

How does this make them feel? Did anyone think of taking their Bible with them?

Background:

Following Peter and John’s healing of the crippled man at the Temple (Acts 3:1-10) they were arrested for preaching about the good news of Jesus. The Jewish leaders believed that the disciples were committing blasphemy (speaking untrue things about God) and they were thrown in prison overnight. Even though the believers were scared of what might happen to them, their numbers grew from 3,000 to around 5,000 men (Acts 4:4)!

Reading: Acts 4

Your group should have read the chapter in advance. Take a few minutes to recap on its content for those who haven’t.

Illustration: Brother Yun

Take a few minutes to look at the life of Brother Yun (author of The Heavenly Man) whose story represents an example of the persecuted Christians in China

Seen as a rebel among some Chinese for not joining the ‘official’ government-controlled Christian organization, Brother Yun was imprisoned and tortured by the government authorities. He was finally arrested and sentenced to many years in prison. However, Yun continued his ministry while in prison, with miraculous results. As a result, many prisoners and even some prison officials became born-again.

Apparently, while he gained increasing favor from some officials, he also became a target of increased persecutions by others. He was repeatedly beaten and became severely malnourished. After many years, he escaped from Zhengzhou Maximum Security prison. He described how he heard the voice of the Hoy Spirit, telling him to simply walk out the heavily guarded prison gate. Risking being shot to death on the spot, he wrote later that he obeyed the voice, and walked straight through several prison doors that were somehow left open in front of many prison guards, across the prison yard and finally out of the main gate. Yun stated that it was as if he had become invisible to the guards who stared straight through him. Although many expressed doubts that such a thing could happen, some prison guards had apparently lost their jobs for this ‘embarrassing mishap.’ It is reported that the official investigation by the Chinese Government concluded that “Yun received no human help in his escape.” It is claimed that these reports have been also confirmed by numerous prisoners who occupied the same prison cell as Yun. Apparently, he remains the only person to have escaped from this notorious maximum security prison!

Taken from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brother_Yun

You can watch a 10 minute testimony by Brother Yun on YouTube at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDpDRTvRYZ0

Discussion:

  • How would you react to being arrested for what you believed? Would it effect your faith and beliefs?
  • What would you do if it was illegal to be a Christian? Why?
  • Do you think that you could praise God in difficult situations? How would you do it?
  • Which of our 5 Values (Follow, Honour, Serve, Support, Share) apply to this passage? What can you learn from it?

Prayer:

  • Pray for the persecuted Church around the world
  • Pray for boldness within the group that they can share the message amongst their friends (and family) without fear
  • Pray for any issues affecting the group this week.

Challenge:

This week, you should try to overcome your own fears and share the good news of Jesus with some friends! Ask God to give you boldness even when people are rude to you because of your faith. Remember, if people laugh at you because of Jesus, you are in great company!

Further Reading: Genesis 39:20-23

Joseph’s master took him and put him in prison, the place where the king’s prisoners were confined. But while Joseph was there in the prison, the Lord was with him; he showed him kindness and granted him favor in the eyes of the prison warden. So the warden put Joseph in charge of all those held in the prison, and he was made responsible for all that was done there. The warden paid no attention to anything under Joseph’s care, because the Lord was with Joseph and gave him success in whatever he did.

Websites I Use Regularly

You may recall that last December I posted about the feeds that I use regularly, see here, now I thought I’d share a few of the websites I use:

Netvibes - A home page similar to Google’s iGoogle but a little more flexible. Signup is free.

Facebook - The social networking site.

Google Docs - Superb FREE online document creation and editing.

Google Reader - Many have tried, but Google’s reader is the way to subscribe to all the RSS feeds on the internet

Bible Gateway - A great website with plenty of Bible translations all available to read online for free

If you use Firefox, or Internet Explorer 6, then you can add Google Gears to your browser and get access to your docs and reader items offline.

Holiday

Well, I’m off for a few days in the Sun. Before I go I’ve been working hard providing some reading for you all while I’m away. So, you’ve got 3 proper posts showcasing the best of what this website is about.

A decadent burger?

Thanks to Josh at morethandodgeball.com for this one.

CBS News in the USA picked up this great story about the $200 burger. I’ll let you read the page for yourself, but let me know what you think.

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Music I’m Loving Right Now

I seem to have found a whole load of new music that I really really love right now. So, I thought I’d take some to share some of the songs and albums that I’m really loving at the minute.

Alphabeat - This Is Alphabeat
“Just the right side of High School Musical” was how Radio 1’s new music editor described Alphabeat’s UK debut “This Is Alphabeat” and, he may well have a point. I could easily see how once younger fans get bored of Troy, Gabriella, et al they could easily segue into this. It’s very easy to listen too and it isn’t going to offend anyone along the way. It’s an album that’s full of singles, totally catchy, totally mesmorising.

Bell X1 - Flock
I have to give thanks to Chris Neal who turned me onto Bell X1. Flock was originally released in 2005 but sounds so fresh and unique. On iTunes this is £4.99 so I don’t see why you shouldn’t get it but should you decide against it try “Flame”, “He Said, She Said” and “My First Born For A Song”. It’s slightly left of the mainstream but it’s good.

Jason Morant - Abandon
I “re-discovered” this album about 6 weeks ago. It’s just a great worship album, sometimes it’s quite full on and sometimes it’s really reflective; But it’s all God. Personally I’ve been able to really engage with most of the album but right now my favourite, if you can have such a thing, is “I am Yours” which is a declaration that we are God’s and that he is our strength.

Coldplay - Viva La Vida
What a surprise; someone writing about the music they’re listening too right now including Coldplay’s most recent album! Yes, I may be joining the rest of the sheep but it wasn’t always this way. I loved “Parachutes”. I didn’t get “A Rush of Blood To The Head” until it had lost it’s novelty and thought it was ok. “X&Y” was ok for a short time, Fix You got overplayed. And I only bought “Viva La Vida” because I had a 5 hour van journey to fill. Truthfully I put it on and thought - this is a bit average. Very arty, very adventerous but very average. However a few days later and several plays later and that’s not what I’m feeling. It is a very good album

The Community Church - Southport

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This weekend was one of the rare so far, this year, where Jim Bailey has been out on the road. And one of the even rarer times when we stay overnight. Jim was there to do some training, an afternoon praise party and a morning show. So, on Friday evening we started the 286 mile drive in two seperate vehicles, though more on that later, after a coffee just north of Birmingham we made the rest of the journey in good time and arrived just before midnight, checked in to our hotel and….

SLEEP

Actually I slept so much that at 8:37 Saturday morning the hotel phone rang. It was Jim; where was I, we needed to go in 5 minutes. D’Oh! I don’t think I’ve moved so fast in the morning for a while. Luckily the Church was only 10 minutes up the road. We were greeted by one of the most beautiful building we’ve ever seen outside of the Anglican Church. After we’d been there are a couple of minutes one of the eldership team turned up, another Dave (I think the world runs on them), followed shortly by a few of the wonderful tech team.

TRAINING

After unloading the van we started preparing for the training. For me, this consisted of plugging in a laptop and sound cable. The rig consisted of 1 top and 1 sub aside. Unfortunately the subs were much much bigger than the tops and everything was a mush. Jim and I even considered bringing in our rig for the praise party later that day. The kind team provided me with Wi-Fi access, and plenty of coffee, so that I could 1. get on with some work and 2. wake up!

I’m getting to know the training pretty well, so for me it was just a case of listening in, drinking coffee and…waiting to soundcheck.

SOUNDCHECK

So it got to the soundcheck and I couldn’t get it sounding how I wanted - it was just bass. No sign of a physical Graphic EQ, so I had a better option….gather all the Mini-Jack to large Jacks I could find and use my laptop as a virtual insert over the system. Strangely I had thought about not brining it, however the free Wi-Fi the hotel offered swung it for me! I set up a quick Logic Pro session with an Aux In and a Graphic EQ over it. After wandering round the hall like an idiot making sure things were balanced and double checking my thoughts with Jim’s on the “new sound”. With a “thumbs up” it was time for the praise party.

PRAISE PARTY

As far as I know 25 people came along to the training and numbers were probably just above, and I’m probably way off, this for the praise party. It’s fair to say Jim struggled, this wasn’t this down to the crowd, more down to sweat + in-ear monitors. We’d had a similar problem before and it occurs when Jim manages to hit the pan button on the pack. My immediate fix was to turn it all up (in his head that is) and go onto the stage and hit the button. Still not great, must have been a hot room and water creating a barrier.

Despite these, unusual, issues Jim still did fantastically. In the absence of Rosie I took over some of the Special FX team role. Oh, I love “A Spitting Image”! If you haven’t seen Jim recently you won’t be aware of the chaos that is created during this song. Along with another of Jim’s friends we covered the audience in water and silly string. I will apologise right now to the person I saw put there hood up and promptly squirted them with water, it was VERY childish of me, but slightly funny!

AFTERWARDS

This being a double gig meant that instead of packing up and driving home we moved the essentials into the beautiful main hall and headed off with one of the Churches leaders, Dave Gregg, for a meal and chat. I found it a privilege to be sharing some of who I am and what I’ve seen with both Dave and Jim as well as listening to what they had to say. After a great meal, you can’t go wrong with steak, Jim and I headed back to the hotel for a pint and early night, though to avoid a repeat of the Saturday morning I booked an alarm call.

SUNDAY MORNING

Another early start, though happily I made it up for breakfast (without the use of the alarm call) which to my delight was a fantastic all you can eat fried breakfast, and by 8:45 I was checking out and jumping in the van ready for the short drive to the Church. We arrived first and waited to be joined by the tech team, worship team and others. Whilst they soundchecked I wired in my bits, Jim put his props up and a fantastic guy, who’s name escapes me, laid a different VGA cable for us. We all finished at about the same time ready for Jim’s sound check which is always an odd time because once I’ve established the FoH rig works is silent - who needs extra noise when Jim’s using IEM?

As it was Fathers Day Jim’s plan had been for a re-dedication of Fathers and the importance of our Heavenly Father as the perfect Dad. I know that he did a lot of his classic songs, plus one or two new ones. The Camels, who were on much better behaviour, performed Jesus and got a couple of the Worship team involved (see photo above). Grandad was Grandad and bought his brash attitude on life to Southport, but it was still good to see him! All too soon Jim’s time was over and the meeting descended into what could be described as a family like Holy chaos, prayer going on left right and centre; The old, the young and the middle aged all joining in. This was Church. This was Family. It was wonderful to see

Pack up came, and went. Jim headed off to the big mountains of Wales and I headed back down South. But what a great weekend!

Lakeland - An Update

Thanks to Joe Gisbey from Links International providing a link to this great article from Todd Bentley regarding some of the things happening in Lakeland.

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A Good Week For Music

Yes, it appears it’s going to be a double post for Danish band Alphabeat.

After starting my week with James Houston’s Big Ideas (Don’t Get Any) I’m ending it with video, though I couldn’t embed it, by Alphabeat. You’ll have to click here for it. Once you do you’ll be greeted with there Live Lounge performance on Jo Whiley’s Radio 1 show.

I have to say there cover of Sam Sparro’s Black & Gold is great.




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